It’s mid-September, and Melania Trump is already getting into the Christmas spirit by making out with former staffers as she links to her new line of Christmas ornament NFTs on Twitter.
The ex-FLOTUS/Christmas Witch released a statement today about her new line of Christmas ornaments and matching NFTs that are currently on sale for $35 a pop and can only be purchased with cryptocurrency via her personal website.
“While serving as the First Lady of our country, Stephanie Wolkoff secretly recorded several of our conversations,” Melania said in a tweet. “Wolkoff edited and released our conversation to create the perception that Christmas is not important to me.”
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The statement continued: “I want to personally set the record straight because the mainstream media has failed to provide context for these misleading exchanges. Christmas is an important time for me, my family and the American people, and my devotion to the holiday is personal and deeply serious .”
It went on to talk about migrant children and accuse Wolkoff of having “malicious intent” when she released the footage of Melania bashing Christ’s birthday and of being generally “unreliable.”
“Her contract with the First Lady’s Office was terminated in February 2018, and she was later charged with violating the confidentiality clause of her White House employment agreement,” says Melania.
Meow.
We would like to note that it is entirely possible for both things to be true at the same time: Melania may hate Christmas and Wolkoff may be malicious and untrustworthy.
Wolkoff responded to Mrs. Trump’s attack on her by calling her “pathetic” and tweeted: “What’s the next attack on me? When she tries to sell lightweight jackets that say ‘I DON’T CARE! DO YOU?'”
PATHETIC!
Melania Trump needs to attack ME for selling Christmas ornament NFTs. What is Melania worried about? Can’t she sell trinkets on her own?What is the next attack against me? When she tries to sell lightweight jackets that say “I REALLY DON’T CARE! DO YOU?”
— Stephanie Winston Wolkoff (@SWinstonWolkoff) 20 September 2022
Meanwhile, in other Trumpland news, the ex-president was just slapped with a 222-page lawsuit by New York Attorney General Letitia James, who accused the Trump family business of “grossly” inflating the ex-president’s net worth by billions — yes, billions –of dollars and provide false and misleading financial statements to lenders for at least a decade.
The lawsuit seeks a judgment of $250 million and to bar some of the Trumps from leading companies in their home state of New York. James also plans to send her findings to federal prosecutors in Manhattan, who may choose to open a criminal investigation into bank fraud.
Now, some tweets…
Melania will have to sell a ton of Christmas decorations to pay the $250 million fine ??????
— Kelly D (@KellDA) 21 September 2022
The Melania divorce countdown has begun.
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) 21 September 2022
No wonder Melania Trump is selling Christmas decorations… I’ll give her 1 week to file.
— Mary Vicars (@MaryVicars) 21 September 2022
Wait. Does Melania sell Christmas decorations? The “Fook Christmas” lady? ??
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) 18 September 2022
Today would be a good day for Melania to serve Trump with divorce papers, tell him about the $50 million advance on an alt-book she landed, admit that she called the FBI about the Mar-a-Lago docs, and admit that Barron actually is Don Jr’s son.
So go get a massage.
— TBogg (@tbogg) 21 September 2022
Did Melania double check the terms of the pre-up today?
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) 21 September 2022
Melania Trump is a racist scum bag and is no different than Donald Trump.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) 21 September 2022
Melania was the most insignificant First Lady. If I never see or hear from her again, that would “be best.”
— Heather (@HeatherR411) 18 September 2022
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