You know things are bad when Jimmy Fallon mocks you.
During his Sept. 7 monologue, the “Tonight Show” host poked fun at the recent slide in cryptocurrency prices with a fake ad for a product called “Crypto-Bismol,” a nod to the upset stomach drug Pepto-Bismol. (PG)
“Suffering from heartburn, nausea and an upset stomach, all because you lost your savings on crypto?” asks the false advertisement.
Crypto-Bismol will “relieve your anxiety after you wasted your kids’ college funds on a JPEG of a zebra with a Mohawk and braces,” the ad says.